Which Slogan Is Your Favorite?

The Merry Mystic Ventures into Marketing

Hello, friends! This week, I’ve been aware of a number of really bland church slogans.  For example:

  • “Everyone welcome”—as if there were any church in the world that didn’t make that claim.
  • “In essentials, unity; in non-essentials, liberty; and in all things, charity”—as if that settled anything. (That epigram goes back to 1617, when Marco Antonio de Dominis, an archbishop of the Roman Catholic church, wrote, “in necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.”)
  • “Jesus loves you”—not a bad claim in itself, but often used as a launching pad for cruelty. As in, “Jesus loves you, so it’s too bad you’re gay and going to hell.” I wonder whether the love of Jesus wasn’t being pronounced over the body of Marco Antonio de Dominis, while it was being exhumed, dragged through the streets, and burned for heresy, along with all his works.

Anyway: I’ve invented some slogans for an advertising campaign for progressive Christianity. I’m looking for something less anodyne than the usual stuff—something with a Merry-Mystical touch of irreverent humor. It would help me if you’d take just a minute to read my suggested slogans here, and vote on your favorite. There’s also a place to suggest a slogan of your own.

So please, take the survey: which slogan is your favorite?  I’ll share the results, and any (printable) write-in votes, next week.

Thanks and best blessings,


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