Naked in the Hall of Scholars

This poem is from a book I’m working on now, a plea for lightweight Christianity. It’s mostly prose—pithy prose, I hope—but this is a sort of poetic interlude.

Naked in the Hall of Scholars

High up in the ceiling,
     a single skylight admits the sun.
Swirls of dust show where the shaft of light passes.

Filtering down through the dusty air,
     it shines on the restless bodies below.
The scholars turn and turn, massing like starlings,
     discussing the Second Coming, so long delayed.
The sound of their voices—male voices, mostly—
     rises and falls in sonorous waves,
     tohu wabohu, chaos in a sea of sound.

They strive together, one with another,
     a number of scholars that no man can number,
     masters of ancient tongues, makers of many books.
They argue without end about the ending of the world,
     their voices convening a great tribulation.

Popes in a long line speak from beneath their white canopies,
     pontifical Latin flowing from their lips.

In a corner, Karl Barth reads from his own works,
     in German, of course, precise and authoritative,
     from the six million words of his Church Dogmatics,
     and from the five hundredth page of his commentary
          on the Epistle to the Romans.
“Will there never be an end,” he demands,
     “of all our ceaseless talk
     about the delay of the Parousia?”

Seemingly not.

I see C. S. Lewis seated, patiently expounding,
     explaining it all so a child could follow,
          further up and further in.
He meets my gaze, his eyes disappointed,
     paternal, knowing me for a Susan.
“Let’s get this over with,” he says. “Take your seat.
The question is on the board.
You have one hour.”

Oh, God! I forgot there was a test today!
And that question on the board—Christ on a cracker!
Did we have to know Greek?
And now the professor of Greek from my seminary,
     observes my struggles with sad disappointment.
I remember some Greek, surely I do,
     but who can think, with all this arguing?
More eyes turn to me, and I realize:
     I not only forgot there was a test today,
     I forgot to put on my pants.
I am naked in the hall of scholars.

Rapture me … rapture me …
     oh, why have you forsaken me?

Then it happens, my prayer oddly answered.
Gracefully I begin to rise,
     floating upward through the dusty swirls of light.
Slowly I drift, up and away.
Slowly the voices and glances recede.

Slowly I rise,
     weightless, naked, no longer ashamed,
     washed ever upward by ripples of sound from below.
The voices fade, fade to a faintness.
Hours, maybe, pass unnoticed, until
     I bump, gently and gently,
          face to face with the still, dark ceiling.

Skimming the surface of the ceiling,
     I swim toward the source of the bright shaft.
Someone has left the skylight open.
A scent from Outside reaches me, shocks me.
Surely there is peace there, a blessing of peace.
Surely the sound of a playful breeze,
     moving over the face of the waters.
2022-01-14T07:49:42-06:00January 13, 2022|0 Comments

Altar Alteration

Hello, friends,

Here’s a mostly-musical video piece I made for the annual meeting of the Illinois Conference of the United Church of Christ. (Not sure they’ll be inviting me back!) It includes a song about how hard it is to change anything in church.

May you be blessed with a merry and mystical new year!

2022-01-02T16:33:22-06:00January 2, 2022|6 Comments

Wolf at the Door

Wolf at the Door, the third book in my fantasy romance series Tales of Corwin, is now available.

I finished Wolf at the Door while on vacation in New Hampshire. Yes, that is my idea of a vacation: getting to see more of my family … a little swimming … a little walking in the woods … a little listening to the loons … and a little writing of this kind. Not all writing refreshes and sustains me, but writing the Tales of Corwin does. I like the characters—most of them!—and I’ve enjoyed discovering and telling their story.

I hope you will enjoy reading it. It’s available from Amazon for Kindle and in paperback.

2021-09-20T14:41:14-05:00September 20, 2021|2 Comments

Guilty Pleasure

The other day, my wife caught me with my nose in a book and a silly grin on my face. It’s happened before, and it’s always embarrassing. She gives me a hard time about it, too—and justly so. It’s embarrassing to be caught enjoying your own writing.

I know: self-indulgent, isn’t it? But I can’t help it. I get a kick out of it, every time I dip into The Pastor and the Priestess, the first book in my fantasy romance series. But I had a good excuse, this time, for re-reading my own writing: I’m putting the finishing touches on Wolf at the Door, the third volume in the series, and just needed to check a few things for continuity. (That’s what I told Kelly, anyway.) I’m delighted with the way the latest story is turning out, and I’m excited about releasing it shortly.

But nobody’s going to be excited about the third volume if they haven’t read the first two. So today, I’m dropping the price of the Kindle edition of The Pastor and the Priestess to 99 cents. If you haven’t read it, I hope you’ll take advantage of this price reduction. Maybe a bit of happily-ever-after fantasy romance is just what you need.

And if you have already read The Pastor and the Priestess and Storms Over Corwin, thank you, and stay tuned! Volume three is nearly ready. Here’s the cover art:

 

And here’s the text from the back cover:

Sandra Shelby, high priestess of the Rose Feather Circle, and Mark Collins, pastor of the Corwin Congregational Church, are engaged to be married at last. They’ve set the date. They’ve chosen two people to perform the ceremony—a Christian minister and a Wiccan crone. Their friends are happy for them. Mark’s parents are happy for them. What could go wrong?

Plenty, as it turns out. Not everyone is as happy about the forthcoming marriage as they are. First, a mysterious Pagan organization sends two scouts into the town of Corwin to discover the secrets of the Circle and to lure Sandra away. At the same time, a faction within Mark’s church takes exception to his interfaith relationship and tries to get him fired. Then, just before Easter, a wolf comes to Mark and Sandra’s door with disturbing news: Joni, the youngest member of the Circle, has disappeared. To rescue little Joni, Mark and Sandra and their friends would go to the ends of the earth.

But they’ll have to go farther than that.

I’ll let you know when Wolf at the Door is available to order. Two weeks, I hope!

2021-09-12T12:46:19-05:00September 12, 2021|0 Comments

Beyond This Journey’s Ending

When I was working on this new composition, my wife asked me, “What’s it about?”

“Death,” I said.

“Ah, another commercial success in the making,” she replied.

Well, this song isn’t exactly about death. It’s about mortality and hope. I don’t know where the path leads after death. But I do know the One who walks with us on that path. And therefore I know that, as Julian of Norwich wrote, all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.

This is a four-part choral piece; the video below shows a socially-distanced quartet performing it, consisting of myself, my wife Kelly, and my daughter Fern, with my friend Ron singing and conducting. The music, as it moves from lamentation to hope, changes in melody, key, and time signature; the final melody is a traditional Welsh tune, Bugeilio’r Gwenith Gwyn.

The words are below. Sheet music is, as always, available in our Free Stuff area.


The mainspring wound at birth is bound
 In time to be unwinding.
 The candle flame that binds my name
 Burns down to my unbinding.
 In joy I sang; the heavens rang
 With all my fiery yearning.
 But now I see that I must be
 Too soon to dust returning. 

 The mortal path on which I walk
 Is one of certain sorrow.
 It ends before a silent door,
 A day with no tomorrow.
 Yet even so, one thing I know:
 Your love has always found me.
 All shall be well, all shall be well,
 For you are all around me.

 Love will be sustaining me
 On hilltop and in hollow,
 In sun or rain, in joy or pain,
 Whatever path I follow.
 I shall not fear though death be near,
 I shall not break though bending.
 You love me still, and still you will,
 Beyond this journey’s ending.

2021-09-11T16:13:33-05:00April 28, 2021|1 Comment

I Remember

I think my hymn “I Remember” is a good one for Lent and Easter. This week, I made a revised version, with a new fourth verse that I like better than the original. I wrote a different accompaniment, too: simpler and more contemplative, and thus better suited to a solo performance.

The video is my daughter Fern Athena Webber, singing “I Remember” as part of our Zoom church service at the Open Prairie United Church of Christ.

I remember how he spoke,
How minds were shocked
And hearts unlocked.
He made me see
How I could be
Like him. My soul awoke.

I remember how his touch
Could heal the sick.
How very quick
Was his response
To human wants!
Could I not do as much?

I remember how he prayed
Alone, apart,
With open heart.
Am I not free
In prayer to be
Restored, renewed, remade?

I remember how he died,
His body torn,
His love reborn,
His heartbeat stilled,
His love fulfilled.
May his way be my guide.

As usual, sheet music for this version (in E minor) is available in our Free Stuff area.

2021-09-11T16:42:32-05:00March 7, 2021|2 Comments

Strong Man

Many of us here in the USA, and many people around the world, were shocked and dismayed last week to see rioters breaking into the US Capitol building. People have been asking me for advice: what can we do to help move our country toward health and wholeness? The general answer hasn’t changed, I believe: live lovingly. Seek justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with God. But as for more specific actions? I’m not really sure. I’m thinking and reading and praying a lot these days, just trying to understand what the heck is going on here.

In the middle of all this thinking and praying, I’ve written a song. It’s political, it’s harshly ironic, and it’s not suitable for children. I’ll understand, Merry Mystics, if you want to skip this one. But if you want to know what I’m writing these days, here it is:

Strong Man by Adam Brooks Webber

P.S. My son Fox and I are working on a video to go with the song. Stay tuned.

2021-09-11T16:47:42-05:00January 10, 2021|9 Comments

Separation at Thanksgiving

Separation hurts; there’s no getting around it. But, news flash: those who love us never really leave us, and even the experience of separation is temporary. In my not-even-remotely-humble opinion!

2021-09-12T15:32:53-05:00November 26, 2020|2 Comments

Spirit Friend, Be With Us As We Pray

I wrote some music this week, something to lead into a time of prayer during my church service on Sunday morning. I used an ancient melody: some plainsong that I remember from my childhood in the Episcopal church. Here’s my wife Kelly Autrey-Webber singing it; the organist is Charlie Gebeck.

As always, the score is available in our Free Stuff area.

(If you’re a Merry Mystic in the USA, you may have expected me to be posting something about the election, now just four days away. Believe me, I’ve preached and sung about it, and voted early! But at this point, I just need some prayer. I hope this helps you too.)

2020-10-30T11:39:02-05:00October 30, 2020|1 Comment

Advent Processional Performed

Last November, I posted some sheet music for an easy choir piece for a processional for Advent. Now I’ve been leading an online book study for my book, The Inn of God’s Forgiveness. For chapter eight, I wanted to demonstrate my Advent Processional. But because of the coronavirus, it isn’t feasible to record a choir singing it.

Unless everyone in the choir is me.

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2020-06-18T11:57:23-05:00June 18, 2020|1 Comment
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