Free Stuff
My sheet music and other free resources are available here. Just follow this link.
These things are under a Creative Commons license that allows you to download them and copy them freely—for any non-commercial use.
Enjoy!
Store
I have books, CDs, and a video series for sale from my store page. (I wish I could just give everything away, but one must eat!)
I’m especially excited about my new book, now available: My Burden Is Light: A Pastor’s Plea for Rationality, Honesty, and Humility.
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Merry, Mystical Missives
Here you’ll find everything I’ve sent out to the mailing list for The Merry Mystic.
Fasting at Perspectives
I have an essay on fasting, “Why Fast? Ten Contentious Reasons“, in this month’s issue of Perspectives. While you’re there, do check out the rest of Perspectivesit’s an interesting journal speaking from within the Reformed stream of Christianity. I particularly liked Jason Lief’s essay in this month’s issue: “Leave Metallica Alone! Why Metallica Coming to Church Is a Bad Idea“.
Fiction: Eucharist
The priest was a very careful man, and we all knew it. We always sat in the same place, and we always had a great view of his methodical work at the altar. Sometimes the incense tickled our noses there, mine and Mother’s and Father’s and little Rachel’s. But when the priest sang the Sanctus we all sang alongquietly, under our breaths, so no one could hear usand when the acolyte rang the little bells, we tensed with excitement. The priest was a very careful man, but perhaps today would be the day. Perhaps, today, we would get a share of the Body of Christ.
When the priest called on the Holy Spirit to bless the host, we watched breathlessly. Well, I’m exaggerating a littlelittle Rachel didn’t really understand what was happening, and her attention sometimes wandered to Mother’s facebut we others watched so hard that our eyes stung for want of blinking. When the priest elevated the host and broke it, we strained to see any crumb that might fall. But our biggest chance came after the important people had received the sacrament. Then the priest would drink off the contents of the chalice, down to the last drop, and he would carefully collect the unused wafers and place them in the little box with the red lamp above it. Then he would tap the crumbs together on the silver plate and eat them all himself, and our hopes would be dashed.
Still every now and thenno more than once a year, for, as I have said, he was a very careful mana crumb would fall to the floor unnoticed. And then, as a hymn began to come from the old organ, Father would dash out, grab the crumb, and bring it back to us in the grate under the altar piece. Then, tails quivering with delight, we would share our Eucharist. For even the dogsyes, even the micemay have crumbs from God’s table, if they dare.
Fiction: P.S.
…I hope this finds you and your dear wife well. Please give my regards to Anne and Bill and our other friends at the Institute.
Yours truly,
Alvin
P.S. I forgot to mention: I have been working on a new mathematical theory of the universe of multiple dimensions. I had an idea about applying the lambda calculus to the problem we were discussing over sherry that last eveningdo you remember? I can’t wait to show you.
P.P.S. Now it just struck me: if the human mind is, as I think, capable of holding these generating formulas in tension then interdimensional travel should be possible. Who knows what strange and exotic dimensions we might enter using one of the many universe generators. Query: are there infinitely many such alternate universes, as I guess? Countably infinite, or uncountably? Must consider this.
P.P.P.S. I’m sure this could work! One simply holds the generating formula for an alternate universe in the mind; one imagines applying the Y-combinator, and thenthere you are, Q.E.D.! For example, if I take the ?4 generator we discussed and hold it firmly in my mind, and then concentrate on applying the Y-combinator, like this, then I should
Concert Video: “I Don’t Believe In You Any More”
Heres some more video from the concert I gave on November 12, 2011 at the Sycamore United Methodist Church in Sycamore, IL. (Thanks to the staff there for providing this footage.) My brother Ben helped me with some of chords and voicings in this song. He’s a jazz genius.
I wrote this song for a homeless veteran I met, a man who told me that he didn’t believe in God — and told me why. God bless you, friend, wherever you are.
These are the (mostly video) messages sent out to The Merry Mystic mailing list.
Sermons and Such
Every week, I preach in the Open Prairie United Church of Christ in Princeton, Illinois. I’m not sending most of these out to The Merry Mystic mailing list; but on the outside chance you’d like to see a sermon, here they are.

